Once again, I must apologize to my loyal reader (Hi, Mom) for failing to keep up with my blogging duties.
As much as I'd like to be able to post something new and entertaining every day, my lack of ability to come up with something new and entertaining every day prevents that from happening.
But you deserve better. And so, I have decided to shift my energy away from the things the boss wants me to do to devote most of my time to scouring the Internet for ideas worth stealing and looking out the window.
Still, there will be times, even extended periods, when I will be forced to put my blogging responsibilities aside. The reasons will be varied, but I assure you, important to our nation's security.
To thank you for your understanding, I've come up with a bingo game. Just wait for me to explain my latest absence, then mark off the corresponding square. The first person to mark five squares in a straight or diagonal line wins a free night of baby-sitting my kids. Good luck.